I hereby captain this ship

teenagenuisance:

what I imagine it’s like to be a guy

this is exactly right

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paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

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tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

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sodachan:

my facebook newsfeed

Why are you friends with seventh grade students?

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gamefreaksnz:

Conflicting Theories Art Print by Alan Bao | Society6

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