May 2013
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A Mexican Internet portal has created a machine...
did-you-kno:
Internet portal Terra has teamed up with ad agency DDB to create something that would motivate people to actually pick up their dog’s turds.
Source
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portablemiah:
Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend
N00b
King Henry VIII
Sad cow
Potato skins
5 Gum
United States army
That one gay Teletubby
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music-is-my-everythin6:
fartgallery:
if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing
reblog it just because it’s really close to 14 million notes
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hallloween:
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
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shitsponge:
thefeltonfreak:
realityisahumaninvention:
unclefather:
nottoointeresting:
thelaughingmango:
unclefather:
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
too soon
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
WHAT
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an...
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bonaventure-:
one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too
departured:
things tumblr users say:
i just
i can’t even
ok
you’re irrelevant
THIS!!!
perf
then i’m judging you
can you not
tbh
omfg i’m dying
i’m so done
peasants
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sushipencil:
bikinimybottom:
funfandoms:
inbox:
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either
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ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:
catswithbenefits:
catswithbenefits:
can someone please photoshop psy’s head on a psyduck for me
never mind i got it
has psyence gone too far
How did Tumblr miss this joke?
xxmissmagentaxx:
violet-grubs:
…………………….OH MY GOD
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bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
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iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
toomanyfandomssolittletime:
buffdaddyjohn:
ybee:
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
help
#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T
#GOD NEEDS DRAWING LESSONS
